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`Potato', not `Potatoe'.
Underwear should be worn on the inside.
Hamsters cannot fly.
`Bart Bucks' are not legal tender.
I will finish what I sta
I will not squeak chalk.
High explosives and school don't mix.
Nobody likes sunburn slappers.
Spitwads are not free speech.
I am not a dentist.
I will not sleep through my education.
I will not show off.
I will not do anything bad ever again.
I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment.
I will not grease the monkey bars.
I will not sell land in Florida.
I will not belch the National Anthem.
I will not make flatulent noises in class.
I will not get very far with this attitude.
I will not sell school property.
I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.
I will not drive the principal's car.
I will not do that thing with my tongue.
I am not a 32 year old woman.
I will not trade pants with others.
I will not Xerox my butt.
Tar is not a plaything.
I will not fake my way through life.
I will not encourage others to fly.
I will not yell fire in a crowded classroom.
They are laughing at me, not with me.
Garlic gum is not funny.
I will not call my teacher `Hot Cakes.'
I did not see Elvis.
I will not draw naked ladies in class.
I will not instigate revolution.
I will not burp in class.
I will not skateboard in the halls.
I will not waste chalk.
I will not cut corners.